since uncle sam was mentioned in my post on …why paisley??? today,, i was thinking it might be a good time to pull this one out of the archives…….
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if uncle ben was here he would tell ya, why its as clear as the white on the rice. we uncles have always been there for ya… and for that we have all paid the price….
uncle remos, had an in with the children, with his stories and lessons and such, but that brer rabbit got one over on him,,, and after that we didn’t think of him much…
now y’all know uncle tom took a whippin’, and like it or not,, its no lie, that we made him the scape goat for many,, admit it now,,, even you,, even i….
so what about them men from u.n.c.l.e.?? they had a good thing for awhile.. till real truth got stranger than fiction.. and they took their bow and left with a smile….
as a boy i had uncles a plenty,, there was jim, john, bill, and old dave… but it turns out my dad had no brothers, and neither did mama,,, god save….
i heard tell of an uncle called kraker, i’m a guessin’ that he’s all the rage,, i hear he lives high on the hog- double wide style… don’t know if that’s his pant size or - age…
And then there’s my very own favorite, t’was the sitter from hell, you’ll agree. uncle buck was his name,, and tho he came in a loser,, he come out,, way ahead of the game…
now i know your all just a wonderin’,, why i’m talking all this to you today, and just who i am and just why i’m a sayin, i’d like you to see things my way….
well it seems that i am your uncle… not your mama’s brother, nor dad’s, seems i have fallen quite out of favor- by the way side,, with a bunch of them fads….
i started out as Americas darling, you were proud to wear that red, white, and blue,, and prouder even to offer yer own sons and daughters… when i pointed and said “I Want You!!”
but my time in the limelight has faded, there is shame and guilt to be worn, i am no longer in your favor it seems, and that sure has left me forlorn..
there was a time when i glittered like diamonds,,, spreading pride and hope all around,, but now with the current administration, a friend of mine is quite hard to be found….
the mothers they call me a killer, the fathers they call me a dope, the children,, well,, they never knew me when,, so to all of them,, i am just an old man… just a joke…
in closing i just wanna tell ya, that i’m not so old i cant see, that bush hasn’t just made a fool of himself, but an old gray haired jackass outta me….
